Saturday, July 05, 2008

Cat Chronicals-Psych Saturday



PSYCH HERE: Obviously a human came up with this. Psych.




Toilet Cleaning Instructions:



1. Put seat and lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the
water in the bowl.



2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the

bathroom.



3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.

You may need to stand on the lid.





4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises

that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.





5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash'
and
'rinse'.





6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.





7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the seat
and
lid.





8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and
run outside where he will dry himself off.





9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog

8 comments:

Tina M. Russo said...

My cat Charlie told me to slap you silly. I won't of course, but you are not getting any catnip either.

Tina

Ausjenny said...

Pysch I think the dog needs a serious talking too.
Come to australia we dont have nearly as much water in our toilets as in america so it wouldn't happen here!

Danica/Dream said...

I am laughing so hard, because I can honestly see your children trying this one... Come on, tell the truth, this really happened in your house, didn't it? Right? Please? Because I know it would happen in mine.

Donna M said...

Have you been talking to my dog, Red. He thinks the plan has serious merit. I will have to watch him more closely and monitor what he reads on the net!

Eileen Astels Watson said...

If that was my dog and cat, the dog would have it's eyes clawed out the instant the lid was opened.

Where ever did you come up with this one, Cheryl? And you just had to use a white cat for it, didn't you.

Cheryl Wyatt said...

Hey..I didn't come up with it. The dog did. LOL!

Actually it came to me in an e-mail. Wish I knew who originally wrote it because it's hilarious...and the pictures totally match.

Psych is disgusted with me so he'd refusing to comment.

Cheryl

Ausjenny said...

Cheryl can you blame Psych! I hope Psych gets an email about bad dogs or things cats do to dogs this week!
I told you Psych needs to come live with me in australia!

(now even mum couldn't have any issue with this sort of cat!)

Mary Connealy said...

That's what I wanted to hear, the email part. Because I am totally stealing this, Squirl